Monday, October 10, 2011
Episode 0022 / part 1
Infinite Frequencies is back after a long break in transmission. Harvey is back from an extended vacation and finally free from the clutches of Bill, or is he? We seem to have skipped over episode 21 and go right to 22. In this episode, we run with the theme of mind control:
- Pastafarian Austrian wears strainer on head
- Shocking information about tin-foil helmets and MIND CONTROL abilities
- In-depth analyses and discussion on the recent spate of language breakdowns and journalist malfunctions
- Jake Benson autotune songify of Serence Branson's 'migraine aura'
- Judge Judy gibberish (she always speaks in gibberish)
- Ed Milliband speech malfunction - human or android?
This episode comes in two parts, so this is actually only part one. Tune in again for part two as Phillip Moreso solely commands the rest of the episode. Much interesting chatter ensues and awaits those who dare listen to part two!
The brilliant background music you heard was provided by: Mad Creudo, Humberto Luis Schenone, Zodio, Bob Wizman, super nic e-bob, Patoi, Hox Vox. All songs are Creative Commons licensed and freely available on the web.
Mind control, language malfunctions, garbled reporters, and Judge Judy gibberish
Pasta fairy
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We discuss Austrian driver Mr NIKO ALM (see above driver's license) and his struggle for irreligious freedom! He happens to be a self-proclaimed pastafarian, which means that, in conjunction with smoking many joints, he worships the flying spaghetti monster! Flying spaghetti monster has become a power symbol for atheists everywhere and presents a solid case against/for religion and a cool monster in one! To put it bluntly, the belief in an all-powerful deity or GOD makes just as much sense as the belief in a flying spaghetti monster, which presumably would smear bolognese or associated sauces all over the landscape. Therefore, if there is no visible sign of saucery (pun) then we shall presume that there is no spaghetti monster, flying or otherwise. To continue with story of NIKO ALM, he likes to express his pastafarianism by wearing a pasta strainer on his head! For a long time he has been refused the right to wear his headgear in a driver's license photo, but now he has been allowed! Infinite Frequencies are proud of Niko and his struggles, and we celebrate pasta!
Tin foiled
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Mind control, alien abduction, thought reading, and other paranormal phenomena has long been thought to be inhibited by the wear of a tin or aluminium foil helmet or hat on one's head, but now it seems that may just be superstition. In this article by Disinformation, MIT's Ali Rahimi and SEVERAL colleagues found out that far from blocking, tin foil actually maginfies radio waves and frequencies that will do the damage.
And so it happens that Disinformation is dispelling disinformation; a possible quadruple-negative and quite ironic I must say. With this news, I would suggest constructing a helmet out of some other denser material for all your anti-mind control needs.
Disturbing Serenity
Serene Branson was live reporting at the grammys for KCBS and they crossed to her for HIGHLIGHTS and BACKSTAGE COVERAGE! She then suffered what was thought to be a stroke or mini stroke, and later the official story changed to a MIGRAINE AURA! She spouted gibberish and nonsensical language that could be a sign of mind control. For those who haven't seen it, here is the original footage:
serene branson reporting live HD QUALITY after the grammys 2011 CBS2 LA
Then there is this reverse-speech analysis of the incident. According to this clip, she was making a dire prophecy about the end of days. Apparently it is played backwards and slowed down, but I am sceptical of this claim. Read along with the supertitles as Serene blows your mind with revelations:
Serene Branson Grammys Reporter Disaster Message Not Stroke
Seen here appearing on CBS Early Show, Serene Branson is LIVE on the couch to debrief and fill us in on what she experienced! What a rare treat it is to glimpe the mind of Serene as she recounts her adventurous episode outside the Grammys. This is the infamous interview where Serene is said to have suffered a 'complicated' migraine. She claims to have been terrified, confused, and didn't know what was going on. She didn't feel right for a while before going on air and thought she was just tired, but as soon as she did she knew something was 'terribly wrong.' She wanted to say 'Lady Antebellum swept the grammies' but couldn't. She was scared, nervous, and felt embarassed about what happened. It is an important point that she had NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED! She went to a neurologist and was diagnosed as having had a migraine aura. I don't know what the accuracy of a retrospective diagnosis like that is, but the neurologist could easily have been paid off or coerced if this was MIND CONTROL! Remember, our theme is mind control and that is our angle on this story. Is it funny? Not really, but it's kind of interesting (to me at least)
Serene Branson: "I just thought I was tired"
For more info about migraine aura and the Serene event, there is this very rational video:
On camera "stroke" was a migraine
Heavy Bird-tation
Legendary mixer and songify guru Jake Benson has compiled a comprehensive remix of Serene Branson's language malfunction. This is well worth a listen and has a catchy tune AND beat! This is the FULL-LENGTH remix, clocking in at 2:47. You can get a shorter version, which gives you the overall vibe of the piece.
Serene Branson (Jake Benson Full Length Remix)
McAllister's mind
Another one! Here's Mark McAllister going off, and by 'off' I mean saying "hues of the garbens of today". Yes, he really does say it. He's reporting from Japan, and talking about military deployments. Same old story; reporter tries to talk, ends up finding they can only speak gobbledy-gook nonsense words. Mind control?
Mind Control? Reporter Mark McAllister's Nonsensical Speach (Subtitled)
Carlson control
Here's Madison Wisconin CBS news reporter Sarah Carlson in what seems to be the most disturbing loss of linguistic function. She is visibly shaken by what occurs, and seems to be implicating Obama in an exorcism. She also says the word 'breenritz', which I'm sure for most of us is unfortunately the first and only time we will hear such a beautiful word.
Mind Control? Sarah Carlson Live On News Broadcast!
Cermakova control
These language attacks are happening more. Now from the Czech republic, this is a new case of Jana Cermakova - ANOTHER REPORTER! The NWO are taunting us! If they can do it to reporters, they can do it to anyone. You can see how much she struggles, and anyone who knows Czech will know what she is saying.
Události 14.4.2011 - Jana Čermáková (ČT24) - Co se jí stalo? What happened to her?
Another Benson Jake remix of this classic McAllister moment! This one's only 51 seconds long, but it's 51 seconds of classic McAllister:
Mark McAllister Nonsense (Jake Benson Remix)
Shapeshifting analysis
Now we get to the heavy stuff! This is YouTuber FrequencyFence's epic analyses of these language malfunctions. His contention is that these reporters are reptillian shapeshifters, and he analyses frame-by-frame the facial movements and distortions that are quite startling. Some of the images are very intriguing.
Reptilian Reporters Garbled Speech Explained
EXCLUSIVE: Cameras Rolled During Judge Judy Health Scare, 'I Need To Stop' She Told Audience
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Judge Judy Sheindlin had a 'health scare' LIVE in court! In taping for her TV show, she began to speak gibberish and utter nonsensical terms. She had to excuse herself and said 'I need to stop, I'm not feeling well.'
Savage attack
Micheal Savage - conservative talker and overall funnyman - sums up the phenomenon and claims that this is no big deal as Judge Judy always speaks nonsensical language anyway! He also claims that the only people who watch Judge Judy are idots who sit at home all day eating candy and collecting welfare! A bold claim indeed.
Michael Savage Attacks Judge Judy Talking Crazy Gibberish on Television - (4/1/11)
Episode 22 part 2
- Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation and its application in mind control
- Amazing dogs of the furred reich (no Hitler jokes)
- Talking pets
- Explore the dub side
The brilliant background music you heard was provided by: Children Of Occitania, Pablo Ribot with God Pussy, Bob Wizman, Sinestesia, MarciaAlexandria, MAG: Mokrane Akim Gilles, i, cactus, miyoshimasato. All songs are Creative Commons licensed and freely available on the web.
Ed Miliband or Milibland?
These Strikes are Wrong - Ed Milliband
Judge Judy , 4th Talking Head to Speak Gibberish on the Air (1 month apart each)
- TRANSCRANIAL MAGNETIC STIMULATION can alter speech/make speech impossible
- TRANSCRANIAL MAGNETIC STIMULATION can distort vision
- TRANSCRANIAL MAGNETIC STIMULATION can affect subject's ability to perform tasks
- TRANSCRANIAL MAGNETIC STIMULATION can severely impair subject's cognitive functioning
Judge Judy , 4th Talking Head to Speak Gibberish on the Air (1 month apart each)
REPTOID REPORTERS - Serene Branson + Sarah Carlson + Co. - YouTube
REPTOID REPORTERS - Serene Branson + Sarah Carlson + Co.
Hitler's talking dogs
PS: If anyone buys a copy of the book from the above link to AMAZON, write in the comments that Infinite Frequencies sent you.
Fedor the Russian talking cat
Говорящий кот Федя! О дя-дя-дя/ Talking cat Fedor
Eclectic Method - The Dark Side
Eclectic Method - The Dark Side
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Maslowbots
The great Abraham Maslow created the highly influential concept of the hierarchy of needs. While Maslow may have been referring to human needs, theoretically, the hierarchy could be similar for any living being. Here we have an adaptation of Maslow's hierarchy of needs for robot needs, or percieved 'needs'. According to this pyramid, the robot must journey towards the goal of destroying all humans! A lofty goal of course, but every robots needs to strive towards something.
Make food to eat
Experience a cornucopia of convenient food with the new Cornucopia food printer! Developed by the eggheads at MIT, the Cornucopia is an instant food production device that can deliver healthy, nutritious meals in seconds! NO PREPARATION REQUIRED!!! You can make a pie easy as pie, and a piece of cake is a piece of cake. Perfect for Starcraft 2 players. Get yours today!
Fractal architecture: the mandelbox
Imagine living inside one of these. Meet the mandelbox; the new concept in architecture and the cutting-edge of lifestyle! Lose yourself inside the miracle of multiple iterations and geometric patterns that will blow your mind. As one satisfied customer explained, it's like a dimethyltryptamine cathedral!
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Episode 0019/Season one finale
Episode 0019 is the SEASON FINALE for the first successful season of Infinite Frequencies episodes! Harvey and Phillip have enjoyed making this podcast and will be back for an EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE season to come! However, this episode is sans Harvey and instead features Infinite Bill and Phillip Moreso; shooting the breeze and contemplating news, pop culture, and the infinite! Featuring stories in this episode:
- - Monkey controls ADVANCED robot using mind
- - Shamwow Vince sprukes Eminem
- - Party of Five star kidnapped and drugged
- - Classic 'Ulysses' graphic novel
- - iPad not boring enough
- - Uploading and downloading video
- - Super Mario violin
Plus a stunning revelation by Bill that leaves the finale in a dramatic cliffhanger! We will take a break for a while and return with series two!
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Monkey Mind Robots
Robotics news! A monkey has been controlling an ADVANCED robot arm using NOTHING BUT ITS MIND!! This is a remarkable demonstration of brain-machine interface (BMI) technology and the possibilities are endless, especially for monkeys using robots to fling feces!! You may watch a short video of the adventure:
Monkey Controls Advanced Robot With Its Mind
Ulysses can be seen
Some news from the world of literature has developed as James Joyce's classic work of literature Ulysses has been adapted to a graphic novel! This is great news, and it is also available on the iPad! I have read only the beginning, and it seems to be a most enlightening work.
Emwow sucks
Emwow: Vince for Eminem's Recovery (Full Commercial)
Bregman for boredom
(link to aolnews)
Now for a heartwarming tale of the human spirit. Peter Bregman, CEO of Bregman Partners Inc, had an interesting experience with his iPad. He ended up returning it because it was too good; in his own words "It's too easy. Too accessible. For the most part, it does everything I could want. Which, as it turns out, is a problem." Bregman got addicted to his iPad; using it to write emails and articles, check the news and weather, and watching episodes of Weeds. It seems that he was always stimulated and had something exciting to do, however, he missed the feeling of boredom that he needed to feel whole. "Being bored is a precious thing, a state of mind we should pursue, my best ideas come to me when I am unproductive. To lose those moments, to replace them with tasks and efficiency, is a mistake." Instead of consuming his time with iPad adventures, he now spends more quality time with his daughter.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Griffin kidnapped
Forget Matthew Fox, Scott Wolf, Neve Campbell, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert. The real star of Party of Five was none other than Jeremy London AKA Griffin AKA Grif AKA the Grifster! A shocking incident has come to light involving everyone's favourite Party of Five star! It seems that Jeremy was kidnapped by Brandon Adams and forced - at gunpoint - to consume miscellaneous drugs. This is very disturbing news, however there seems to be some doubt as to whether Jeremy was complicit in this arrangement, as some have theorised that he may have faked/staged the kidnapping! As for Brandon Adams, his bail was set at $500,000 but he maintains his innocence.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Video Simulacrum
(link to Geekologie)
Patrick Liddell has shown us what results when a video is uploaded and downloaded 1000 times! The equivalent of photocopying an image until the original is rendered unrecognisable. A copy of a copy with a lesser resemblence to the original is known as a simulacrum. You may remark upon the drastic changes that occur in later versions of the copying process, with the audio and video highly altered. Is this a metaphor for the plight of humanity? You be the judge
Super Mario Violin
(link to BuzzFeed)
Super Mario Brothers was and still is an amazing video game series, with some of the best and most memorable music ever on a video game. Watch as the very talented and impressive Teppei Okada plays the Super Mario theme on violin, complete with chimes and effects! The game is being played on a big screen as Teppei plays along, but it's unclear whether the theme in this particular part of the game has been rehearsed or it's being improvised live. What do you think?

