Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The vuvuzela scandal

(link to Wired)

We are happy to discuss the happenings of the World Cup and the miraculous magical instrument known as the vuvuzela! Although the vuvuzela sounds a bit like a buzzing nest of wasps, people continue to play it and bask in the amazing healing planetary frequencies. Using or listening to the instrument will result in many positive effects of personal wellbeing and harmony, and will also benefit the harmony between planets and the moon. However, many people remain hostile to the vuvuzela, and the French company Audioanamix has developed a program that can mute the sound. By excluding those wonderful frequencies that the vuvuzela emits, the aptly named Vuvuzela Remover can do what the name suggests. We cannot stress enough that every living soul will benefit from vuvuzela frequencies, but if you must, you can remove the frequencies of around 230 KHz.


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