Thursday, November 19, 2009

Andre's mullet

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Devastating news has recently come to light with the shock confession from everyone's favourite tennis pro Andre Agassi that the famous mullet hairstyle that was his trademark throughout the 80s was in fact a wig! The news that Agassi's mullet was held on with pins and designed to hide his receding hairline is almost too much to bear. Harvey and Phillip are angry at this deception.

As a side note, Agassi also confessed that he used ice. See Courtney Walsh's article detailing Agassi's use of the drug known to narcotics experts as 'crystal meth'.

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