Bob Dylan found loitering in New Jersey

A strange man was recently found examining real estate in New Jersey in the pouring rain. The homeowners called the police and said a strange man was wandering suspiciously in their yard. When officer Kristy Buble arrived on the scene, she agreed that the man was indeed suspicious and eccentric. The old man was none other than, our sponsor for this episode, BOB DYLAN!! Bob does look a bit disheveled these days, but neither the officer or the homeowner recognised him. Read all about this shameful episode in the history of Long Branch, New Jersey.